MOB is going MADD to hammer home an important message: on this upcoming day of Irish excess, don't drink and drive-- call one of these cab companies instead, and tell them Berg Injury Lawyers sent you for a free ride home. Good for rides from bars to houses/apartments only, and waits will be long, but it's better than the alternative. 

In SF, call Luxor Cab: (415) 282-4141. 

In Oakland, Berkeley, and Alameda, call Veterans Cab: (800) 281-4488. 

More info here.