"Bring your furry friend and have a tail-wagging good time at San Francisco SPCA's Doggie Cocktail Hour! Enjoy tasty drinks provided by Krol Vodka, savory snacks for you and your best friend, and rock out to the sounds of our resident DJ while you shop."

God we hate pet-copy. This and a buttload of other things are going on at Bloomingdales at the same time.